To celebrate everyone get a free hotdog. Just send me a receipt and I’ll reimburse you. [note receipt must have todays date on it!]

Isaac Robert was born on Wednesday 16th June, at 22:46

I’m now going to try and change my blog about to make Isaac tastic. Providing he sleeps long enough to let me!

bob

Yeah I know its been everywhere but for those that missed it

Glad the metros are on as walking home would suck!

Not because of the snow its just I’m carrying special offer catfood as it was a bargain for the oomes (formerly known as kasumi).

In other news I’m now married and going to be a pop pop, but more on that later

Stay classy,
Bobby

I can only imagine her friend doing the same they must miss loads of the other side of the conversation.

Like every time I speak I’m gonna make a point of not listenin to you by holdin ma phone like a kaptin kirk yo..

Have to wonder if they do the same when they are face to face and constantly put their fingers in their ears when they’re speakin…

Goo london they are so freaky like

Peas

Bad tums and all that jazz

I thought I had managed to dodge it but after leaving to brave the harsh reality of the wunderplatz of normalsville.. I got to work only to find that I too was on a fast track to sicksville. Apologies to our till maintenance account manager thankfully I managed to make it to the Victorian loos for worship before the spewtonium was mined.

I was then bundled onto a metro as I needed to leave work asap!

The next few days were spent in seperate bedrooms with the highlight of the illness being myself having a severe panic attack, yay!

Go team Flecknell!

So I sat up around midnight bolt upright with a super high temperature ran to the loo and started retching then boom I get pins and needles in my hands and feet… That gets worse and worse then I can’t move my hands or feet and panic some more, I got claw hands! I rely on my hands for many things but all I could think was how am I gonna hold an xbox controller…. Yeah I’m an idiot. Around this time I started yeling for lesley to save me as I was obviously dying.

Thankfully she’s not a heavy sleeper and came and helped me out but as my tounge was numb and I still had the claw hands I requested an ambulance..

Now I’ve never ridden in ambulance before and it’s a bit disappointing truth be told is like a colder bigger taxi… Anyhow I’m ok now and my lunch break is over

So catch you laters
Rob

Slideshows: Death Star Theater, Come to the Dark Side

Yeah I totally want one of these in my basement

Oh and if your ever bored and like to read about ridiculously expensive TV/Audio equipment and ‘Themed Cinemas’ then that website is for you

But basically I get this jar of invisible paint from somewhere, that’s pretty fun it makes stuff invisible.

But then David Bowie turns up and challenges me to a duel!  I kid you not, luckily I manage to paint half my sword with invisible paint – As I’m not a duelist but it does give me an advantage. We have this spectacular sword fight but then the invisible paint suddenly takes on another property and just as I’m starting to win the fight.

Blam

David bowie disappears through a wall. Cue a rift between worlds a la His Dark Materials I assume, and then the world gets invaded by these giant gelatinous orange blobs. That seem intelligentish and have teeth.

I escape, get to my mate’s house and then decide a few hours later to make a trip back to my house for some tools.

Cue another exciting fight with the blob monsters and a more sinister force is revealed to be coming through the rift.

At this stage the blobs seem more like wild dogs than intelligent monsters.

Pretty cool huh?

Unfortunately I woke up before the final fight with whatever it was, although I’m assuming it would be a horrible mutated David Bowie or something

Have a good day

Rob

ps glad it wasn’t young david bowie, he looks evil! [in the true nemesis kind of way]

Following on from the Kinder Surprise video from a few weeks ago… I stumbled on this cracked.com article that also has some great videos in it.