2010
20
Jun

Happy Fathers Day to ME!

Hey hey, some absolutely fantasiawesometastic news. Today I celebrate my first Father’s day.

To celebrate everyone get a free hotdog. Just send me a receipt and I’ll reimburse you. [note receipt must have todays date on it!]

Isaac Robert was born on Wednesday 16th June, at 22:46

I’m now going to try and change my blog about to make Isaac tastic. Providing he sleeps long enough to let me!

bob

2010
03
Mar

Wes Anderson = Spiderman

Yeah I know its been everywhere but for those that missed it :)

2010
06
Jan

Yay snow is awesome

Snow is awesome to the extreme, wish I was out sledging tho

Glad the metros are on as walking home would suck!

Not because of the snow its just I’m carrying special offer catfood as it was a bargain for the oomes (formerly known as kasumi).

In other news I’m now married and going to be a pop pop, but more on that later :)

Stay classy,
Bobby

2009
21
Sep

Weird londoner

I didn’t take a photo but she was well weird innit.. She was talking loudly in her phone on the metro and then whenever she finished listening to the other side of the conversation she held her phone out like an old star trek communicator to talk direct into the face of her phone! Totally mental

I can only imagine her friend doing the same they must miss loads of the other side of the conversation.

Like every time I speak I’m gonna make a point of not listenin to you by holdin ma phone like a kaptin kirk yo..

Have to wonder if they do the same when they are face to face and constantly put their fingers in their ears when they’re speakin…

Goo london they are so freaky like

Peas

2009
03
Sep

The Ambulance adventure

So a few weeks me and Lelly (the lelster) got very sick.

Bad tums and all that jazz

I thought I had managed to dodge it but after leaving to brave the harsh reality of the wunderplatz of normalsville.. I got to work only to find that I too was on a fast track to sicksville. Apologies to our till maintenance account manager thankfully I managed to make it to the Victorian loos for worship before the spewtonium was mined.

I was then bundled onto a metro as I needed to leave work asap!

The next few days were spent in seperate bedrooms with the highlight of the illness being myself having a severe panic attack, yay!

Go team Flecknell!

So I sat up around midnight bolt upright with a super high temperature ran to the loo and started retching then boom I get pins and needles in my hands and feet… That gets worse and worse then I can’t move my hands or feet and panic some more, I got claw hands! I rely on my hands for many things but all I could think was how am I gonna hold an xbox controller…. Yeah I’m an idiot. Around this time I started yeling for lesley to save me as I was obviously dying.

Thankfully she’s not a heavy sleeper and came and helped me out but as my tounge was numb and I still had the claw hands I requested an ambulance..

Now I’ve never ridden in ambulance before and it’s a bit disappointing truth be told is like a colder bigger taxi… Anyhow I’m ok now and my lunch break is over

So catch you laters :)
Rob